I love my lava lamp. I use it as the light for my bedside table.
I’m too young to have seen the craze the first time around, but for me they are the ultimate nostalgia object. You see, lava lamps take me back to being a young child visiting The Gadget Shop with my father. He knew I liked the place, so every time we travelled into the city centre together we’d visit. The place was small, but packed full with the sounds and flashing colours of the gadgets within.
The central island would always have a sales assistant behind it demonstrating this or that. A miniature blimp, effortlessly floating above us. A skilled performance with light-up juggling balls or advanced yo-yo tricks. A remote control car, driven and flipped onto its back to return the way it came. I vividly remember the tickling feeling brushing my hand over the tips of a fibre optic lamp on display, with its twinkling light at the end of each fibre.
All around the outside of the shop were wall to ceiling shelves, full of trinkets protected with panes of glass. Plasma globes flickering and buzzing with mysterious electrical power. A row of chrome perpetual motion toys each moving slowly and gracefully, dancing its own dance. Glow in the dark decorations illuminating with their curious green-white light. The rhythmic click-clack-click sound of a Newtons Cradle ticking away the seconds on a shelf somewhere.
And, of course, the rows and rows of lava lamps on display. A multitude of different colours of bulb, liquid and lava. Some had glitter inside, rather than wax, but to me they just weren’t the same. I could have sat and watched the spheres of lava split and recombine together for hours. But alas, it was time to go home.
I still live in the same city. I would love to share the same memory with my own children one day, but The Gadget Shop is unfortunately no more. It seemed to dissapear around the late 90s. What I loved about the place was how analogue and tactile everything was. Any item could be removed from the shelf and interacted with. In my memory, there were no digital gadgets there at all. Though, I could have simply forgotten about them.
There are similar shops around now, but they don’t spark that same joy in my soul. Sure, they have the odd remote control car or mini toy drone on display… but the torrent of lights, colours and sound is gone. Replaced by rows of boxed collectible plastic figurines or, what feels to me, like branded tat.
Sometimes I wonder if perhaps it’s not the gadgets that have changed, but instead I have just grown up. Whenever this happens, I stop and watch my lava lamp for a little while. Without fail, it always invokes the same sense of wonder I felt as a child in The Gadget Shop, and takes me back to my fond memories of the time spent there with my father.
I love this comment. I'm only 25 but had similar experience with shops around the city with lava lamps, those things really fascinated me when i was little. And your comment was beautiful it reminded me about those feelings
> Sometimes I wonder if perhaps it’s not the gadgets that have changed, but instead I have just grown up. Whenever this happens, I stop and watch my lava lamp for a little while. Without fail, it always invokes the same sense of wonder I felt as a child in The Gadget Shop, and takes me back to my fond memories of the time spent there with my father.
When I feel the corporate enshittification becoming overwhelming, I use Dungeon Master IIGS, Bards Tale IIGS (and other pixelly classics) for this. Felt like magic growing up with all the exploration and secrets to uncover.
Ok didn’t see this coming .
Clicked on it because it sound funny and now I learned something.
This is an amazing article. More articles should be like it .
Well, written,
Funny and
Informativ.
And now excuse me I have to google more about lava lamps.
The whole “lava lamps as an entropy thing for encryption” is just a cute novelty, right? Surely there’s just as effective means that don’t require that kind of approach?
Also: I got a lava lamp last week and absolutely love that calm, soothing, red glow in the evenings.
Yeah, it's nonsense. There are many sources of noise, including electromagnetic radiation through an antennae. You can always gather some data and hash it into a single number. Taking a photos of lava lamps is lots of data without any payoff.
It’s a lot of waste heat too. I’m sure it looks cool in the office, so it’s probably a nice conversation piece. I suspect that’s the most likely intention. I personally can’t wait to go to work tomorrow and tell them some percentage of the internet runs on lava lamps without any further context.
I’m too young to have seen the craze the first time around, but for me they are the ultimate nostalgia object. You see, lava lamps take me back to being a young child visiting The Gadget Shop with my father. He knew I liked the place, so every time we travelled into the city centre together we’d visit. The place was small, but packed full with the sounds and flashing colours of the gadgets within.
The central island would always have a sales assistant behind it demonstrating this or that. A miniature blimp, effortlessly floating above us. A skilled performance with light-up juggling balls or advanced yo-yo tricks. A remote control car, driven and flipped onto its back to return the way it came. I vividly remember the tickling feeling brushing my hand over the tips of a fibre optic lamp on display, with its twinkling light at the end of each fibre.
All around the outside of the shop were wall to ceiling shelves, full of trinkets protected with panes of glass. Plasma globes flickering and buzzing with mysterious electrical power. A row of chrome perpetual motion toys each moving slowly and gracefully, dancing its own dance. Glow in the dark decorations illuminating with their curious green-white light. The rhythmic click-clack-click sound of a Newtons Cradle ticking away the seconds on a shelf somewhere.
And, of course, the rows and rows of lava lamps on display. A multitude of different colours of bulb, liquid and lava. Some had glitter inside, rather than wax, but to me they just weren’t the same. I could have sat and watched the spheres of lava split and recombine together for hours. But alas, it was time to go home.
I still live in the same city. I would love to share the same memory with my own children one day, but The Gadget Shop is unfortunately no more. It seemed to dissapear around the late 90s. What I loved about the place was how analogue and tactile everything was. Any item could be removed from the shelf and interacted with. In my memory, there were no digital gadgets there at all. Though, I could have simply forgotten about them.
There are similar shops around now, but they don’t spark that same joy in my soul. Sure, they have the odd remote control car or mini toy drone on display… but the torrent of lights, colours and sound is gone. Replaced by rows of boxed collectible plastic figurines or, what feels to me, like branded tat.
Sometimes I wonder if perhaps it’s not the gadgets that have changed, but instead I have just grown up. Whenever this happens, I stop and watch my lava lamp for a little while. Without fail, it always invokes the same sense of wonder I felt as a child in The Gadget Shop, and takes me back to my fond memories of the time spent there with my father.