Haha I feel like recruiters do no research about the people they try to contact. Same thing keeps happening to @wycats.

At my previous gig, I had recruiters from MY OWN COMPANY contact me with "opportunities". I moved on shortly after that.

Should have taken the job; might have gotten a raise!

That would have been an interesting two-week-notice to give.

and then refer your colleagues too, for referral bonus !!

Were these recruiters that your company hired, or were they actual HR employees from your company?

I would have gone just to see the looks on their faces.